Tit for Tat

You claim Tit for Tat

But I am left thinking you

Don't know Tit for shit.

In Praise of the Lowly Bum

Appreciate your tush

Now - while it supports you well

When it hurts, you'll see...

In Sickness and in Health

Nothing brings despair

Like a spouse fighting demons

Stronger than yourselves

Lonely Lex Luthor

Scary terrorists
Like a Superman comic
With no Superman

Holding zero

Stairmaster people
Sad and silent dynamos
Short on elevation

Innoscents

Nothing smells as sweet
As our baby's boy's soft hair
While he tries to sleep

Mixed Blessing

Thank God we're so blessed
We have the time to argue
About stupid things